Here are some recipes for food that is totally not good for you, but should still be consumed in large quantities:
1) Extra-creamy cereal.
i) Get a bowl full of some cereal with a good high-fructose corn syrup rating. Something like Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Reese Puffs
ii) Instead of milk, use half-and-half cream
iii) Stuff your face
iv) If there's cream remaining, fill the bowl again, repeat.
2) Pastel caliente con queso solamente
i) Go to the store and buy a bag of shredded cheese. Kraft's Italiano works the best for this. Cause seriously, who has time to grate cheese?
ii) Heat a frying pan on number 7 or so. Make sure the red dot is gone (if you have those space-age pans like we do).
iii) Put a nice big layer of cheese on the pan.
iv) Wait until it's all melted and bubbling.
v) Fold it into a nicely rolled cheese crepe.
vi) Stuff your face - watch for burns
vii) Call 911 when your arteries get blocked.
3 comments:
I especially like step vii of the cheese dish.
But you work way too hard. Here's mine:
i)get a spoon
ii)open up a jar of nutella
iii)dig in
iv)keep reminding yourself of the Nutella commercial - it's really just milk and nuts with a "hint" of cocoa.
I love that too - I'm sure that dad would tell you that Nutella is healthy.
Next time we come over, it will be for a pancake party. Cheese pancakes, followed by reg pancakes, followed by actual crepes. Life will be awesome.
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