The people that you meet each day!

Here are a couple of downtown sightings:

1) I waited in line at Sobey's behind Fidel Castro. Here's how I know it was him:

a) He had the beard

b) He was wearing a tracksuit

c) He looked sort of crazy
d) He was wearing a local union hat (how's that for socialism!)

2) The other day, I was on the bus downtown, sitting near the back. The guy several rows behind me kept muttering / yelling "Natural Born Killers! mumble mumble... Natural Born Killers". The bus was pretty empty, so I started to get scared for my life. I didn't want to turn around, since making eye contact would put me at the top of the list of victims once the killing spree started.

Luckily, my stop came soon enough. As I got off, I looked back to see what dude looked like. Turns out he had a cast on one leg and crutches. I felt a little silly, because I'm pretty sure I can outrun a knife-wielding man on crutches. But then again, Richard Kimble couldn't stop the one-armed man from murdering his wife.