It's what plants crave

What is the deal with yogurt?

Why is every second ad on the three channels we get about how great yogurt is for you... It makes me wonder - did yogurt always have all these great ingredients, and there's just recently been a focus on how good they are for you, or are yogurt makers (the dairy conspiracy) adding extra bacterial agents to an already bacteria-filled stew, and also - can this sentence get any longer?

I love the commercials that say "this yogurt is the only one with ProActivo (TM)"... isn't that the point of a trademark?

I'm waiting to buy yogurt until there's one with electrolytes.